Twelve Steps for Assholes?

I find myself yearning to contact people I've hurt in the past and apologize profusely.

I'm not in a program, though if one existed for ever having been an asshole, I could probably hold the presidency.

I like to think that these people quickly got over the pain I caused - that I wasn't really all that important and didn't have a lasting negative effect. I hope that I was an anomaly and they were treated well by women after me - that they trusted women after me.

So to Mickey, Bobby, Michael and Wilson; I am sorry. I hope you are well.